Two things and two things only can be blamed for this criminal state of mind....
SCHOOL
and
MONEY
Assignment after assignment, and hours of procrastination and feeling guilty, have led to a semi-total breakdown.
A car was recently purchased (observe picture below)
This beauty has taken me into a permanent debt zone. So now I drive a petrol guzzling 16 yr old car with only 31k on the clock... Thats right, only 31k! She's called Shakira, and she makes rust look HOT! Anyway, if at anytime you see a young Somali woman with her tongue sticking out of the side of her mouth in intense concentration whilst hazardously navigating around the South Circular in London, dont hesitate to wave a little, however if she veers off course dangerously and accidently drives over your big toe, don't sue her, it's impossible to squeeze blood out of a stone.
4 comments:
LoL...that doesn't make us confident about your driving skills, Dahab.
Shakira looks cute.
Dahab,
Shakira is too awesome. Mine has 3X as much mileage as yours and makes me look like a Latino drug dealer on the road. Best of luck with those assignments. School sucks. Papers suck. Deadlines are total hoovers.
it's your master sibling; warda. hailing from a random computer in surbiton. pure genius. anyone that steals her words, will have me and steven segal to deal with. mark my words.
squeeze blood out of a stone hehehe...
lol well i hear london is expensive come to the states much cheaper...ohhh seattle our miniumum wage is th higest! 7.93..lol
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