Random things I like

If you wish to cry, pick up a tabloid, such as the The Sun and shed a bucket load of tears over a dismal excuse for a "newspaper" which is read by the majority of Britons. It is also read by primary school children, not because it is in the national curriculum (nothing surprises me anymore) but because it is at the reading age level of a 7 year old. But if you feel like laughing your silly wobbly head off at those misfortunate sad little Japanese who wish to include the Queen's English in their everyday life and fail miserably look no further than Engrish.com, the sarky comments will kill you.

I have nothing against the Japanese, I find them rather refreshing and cute.

Lush is a shop to be reckoned with, you enter and you nasal passages will be assaulted with trillions of fragrances. Either you'll like it or you won't, but when it comes to it everyone will find something in
there that'll appeal to them. I really, really, really want to get my hands on the buttercream soap. When you enter the shop they look like scandalously HUGE yummy cakes made entirely out of calories stacked on the table, shamelessly inviting you to creep over and seductively lick them. (I tried and got one sympathetic look from a guy with greasy hair wearing an anorak and hundreds of disapproving looks and to top that Salma my fellow lush fanatic abandoned me, the shame THE SHAME!) I'd love to buy it just so I can leave it in the fridge at home and see how many greedy little sods take a bite out of it....
hehehehehe


If anyone ever out of the goodness of their tiny little warm heart would like to purchase Dahab something, it'll have to be an Exploding Dog T-Shirt especially the one in the link, this'll finally explain to ALL OF YOU who cannot get it round their shrunken miniscule heads that sleep is a very important thing to Dahab! (Ruda made me cry in Leceister and next time the last thing she'll see before I wipe the floor with her will be my maniacal grin and THAT shirt)


Who ever wants to seem smarter than they actually are when it comes BORING issues which undoubtedly will be nearly everybody, they will have to visit the BBC Pronunciation unit website so they'll leave their "political and current issue socioeconomic and geographically minded" sad outcast friends in awe and slightly puzzled. Your pronunciation will never be the same again thanks to their great phoneticically spelled names of dictators, countries "the allies" have decided to "liberate" and miniscule landmarks befallen with unproportionnally large natural disasters.